blogging in bolivia is tres difficult

but not really, i just don't get it. especially since it´s all in spanish and i´m a spanish school dropout. so for the past week and some i've been having nerdy blogger withdrawls. bolivia is okay.. our luggage took maybe 3 days to get here so i was flipping out for sure and i did not want to speak to anyone unless they could tell me where the hell my bags were. seriously.. i get way pissed when my clothing is in peril. i´m very superficial like that i guess... but i will be damned if someone steals shit. anyway, the things are here and i´m okay.. we leave for argentina tomorrow so i am beyond excited!! i heard argentinians are snobby hotties, but i mean, most hott people are, so whatever. my mommy enrolled me in spanish school when i was little and my teacher was argentinian and the way she spoke just blew my mind. i'm a fan of funny accents.
i went camping-hiking-rock climbing with my cousins and my sister and it was super fun. we went to this place called toro toro where dinosaurs used to play ( i even saw foot prints!) and i was feeling totally jurassic. sometimes, i really thought one of those flying ones would swoop down and kick my ass.. the pterodactyl or whatever... like the pink power ranger used to be. anways, totally jurassic. it took about 5 hours to get there from the city, and it was 95% offroading which is totally fun.. until you look out the window and see a giant precipice. thats the scary shit.. and it rained.. so the dirt became slippery mud and so on. definitely not a roadtrip for pansies.

spell check doesn't work here, and i´m not feeling too grammatical, so don't judge me. i have errands to do!

twenty twenty twenty four hours ago...

i wanna be sedated. studying is boring. i hate that i have 3 effing exams back to back on tuesday. okay, so it's my fault for flying out thursday and having to reschedule two of my finals, but still... three-three-hour exams in one day? thats 9 hours of my life i'll never get back. i'm going to be the grumpiest bitch in town until sometime around noon on wednesday. and then i get to drive 3 hours to get home. blegh. i don't know where i'm supposed to find the time to pack. or write that stupid paper for the stupidest class of my life. i get why i have to take DURRR business classes, but what i don't get is why i have to sit around writing papers for them.. seriously.. better things to do. i think teachers who teach dumb shit are vengeful.

i hate drinking soda, but what else can i do to stay up all night? i'm not one of those adderall junkies.. so i guess it's mountain dew time. i swear i'm going to be so effing pissed if it makes me break out. no final is worth THAT. at least it's diet so i won't be a fatty nerd on top of it all.

check the weather man, if it's the highs that get you down...

my skull and crossbones rainboots are finally here! i had to wait over a month for them but it was sooo worth it! now i have two pairs of rainboots (and counting..!) but it hasn't been raining as much as i would like it to. i mean, whats the point if i cant splash around a little? maybe i'll just move somewhere more rainy. anyways i was so excited i took pictures with the tag still on.. whatever, you'd be excited too if you'd been waiting since october for your skull boots. don't judge me. i'm going to be so pissed if see some other girl wearing them.. i swear.. she'll get the mother of all stare-downs..! i definitely need more pink hoodies now.

so last night was blegh. i swear my life is one big waste of an outfit. i really didn't get all dressed up to wind up sitting around arguing in my cupcake dress. i mean, if i knew it was going to be like that, i would have just worn jeans. okay thats a lie... my ass would be in sweatpants and i would have probably brought a snack.

on the bright side, everything is fine now.. and i leave for the motherland in 5 days!

rachel ray doesn't have shit on me

except of course a fabulous career and a television show.. oh yea, and theres the books and dvd's, but whatever. anyways, i'm not hating.. because i'm secretly in love with rachel ray. i swear, this is what i do when i turn on my tv: i go E!, MTV, VH1, Food Network and then TLC but only when i'm feeling queer- they aim to disappoint lately with all of their baby shows. i think House is on tonight and i am stoked beyond stoked. random. anyway, the highlight of my life is definitely the victoria's secret fashion show! this is why i made peppermint brownies, and also why i think i am the shit as of now. they are sooo gooey.. i definitely ate a row of them... its a wonder i'm not 300 lbs. i make up for my fattyness by eating really small meals, so i guess its okay. i really need to get back to going to the gym though..
i'm super jealous my sister went rock climbing.. i want to go! i really wanted to go kayaking last week when it was randomly nice out, but how much would it suck to fall in that super cold water? umm yea, lots. anyway, it's finals week so i should probably spend more time studying and less time blogging about desserts.

oh yea, i know it looks like the brownies have been sprinkled with crack, but i swear its just crushed candy canes... seriously, in the famously mocked words of whitney houston: "crack is whack." but then again.. so is bobby brown.. and that definitely took her a while to figure out. probably because she was too coked out.

drowning me in your promises, better left unsaid

dammit i hate finals.. i would totally give up this whole college thing, but i'm too smart to be a house wife, and not quite hot enough for trophy status.. so whats a girl to do but just tough it out? besides, i have a good 15 years before i'll worry about marriage. i guess if i was already 35 and still in school, i'd be okay with dropping out and being domesticated. but for now, i'll continue to run rampant. besides, i need my own dollars.. people who choose to be financially dependent on someone else are major sell-outs. yea, i said it.

you're so vain.. you probably think this blog is about you

three more days until the sexiest fashion show ever! i'm totally making the most delicious brownies ever to go with it. perhaps mint, or caramel... i made peanut butter last time so i think i should switch it up. yea, i blog about brownies. i'm super cool. if i wanted to talk about life and all of the parts that matter, i'd get a paper journal... and it would probably be a jordi labanda because he is so very rad. yea. totally.
i get to go fishie/grocery shopping today!! i have a fatty fish named coral reefer, and he needs new pebbles for his tank. he totally wrecked some of the other fish that he lived with before.. but i think it's because they started shit with him. my fish is the awesomest. i'm in between whether i want it to be a girl or a boy, because with fish, i'm pretty sure you can pick. unless they randomly get pregnant or something, how am i supposed to know its a girl? seriously.
eleven more days until bolivia/argentina! i'm actually excited to go... even though it means i wont get to spend winter break becoming a better snowboarder (which is lame beyond lame), i'm excited to see a new place. dammit, i wonder if i have to do all my christmas shopping pre-boliv or if i get a get-out-of-jail-free card for doing it post-boliv. we'll see... it's grocery time now.

chivalry's dead but you're still kinda cute....

so for some reason i don't have to be at work until noon today.. which i guess is fine since i woke up super late. but now i really don't know what to do with myself. i have an hour before i need to get ready and i don't know how to use it.. so therefore, i just won't.. at least for now.
i'm kind of bummed. last week, i chopped my bangs so i could be trendy and stuff, and because i hate my forehead, and i'm not sure how i feel about them. i was going for glam like nelly furtado, but i swear all i need to do is put on my glasses and i'm more geeky ugly betty-ish. especially on my costco card picture. i swear i'm the most unphotogenic person i know. i should just get braces again and complete my super awkwardness. whatever, today is my first day wearing my bangs straight down and not just to the side, so we'll see how this goes. maybe i'll go to changes before work and get a bang trim so i can be more 70's than 90's and hence more nelly than betty. i should probably get dressed or something...

ugh. this is what happens when i'm up and dressed at 8 am with no where to be until noon... i have mini photoshoots with myself. but on the bright side, i now like my bangs.